Wordless Wednesday | Sengal tahap gaban

Aku memang speechless la weh.....

Boleh gelak guling-guling ni......

Muahahahhahaa.......

Kalau binatang ada facebook, agak-agak apa status mereka?

NYAMUK : Baru habis ronda rumah Ajoi… kenyang burp, Alhamdulillah…

CICAK : isteriku tersepit pintu

KUCING BETINA: “Anak i yang ke-5 baru tanya siapa bapaknya. I bingung nak jawab apa. I sendiri lupa bapaknya siapa.”

AYAM : Kawan2…kalu esok guwe tak update…bererti guwe udah di goreng….I luv u all… jangan luper wat kenduri arwah untuk I yaa...…

NYAMUK: Siot, sekali drug addict gua hantam. Gua positif HIV AIDS… uwaaaaaaa

KUCING JANTAN: Baru je add awek sebelah umah… keturunan PARSI beb!!!

BABI : Aku bengang btol la...die gi pijak taik kucing tapi nama aku yang disebutnye...wei bro! len kali siasat dlu la sape yang berak kt depan umah kaw...tension2..

 

P/s:  Copy kat fb kawan.....hehe....lawak di hari jumaat....

ROMANTIC SMS

She sent the following message while waiting for her train:

My love

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams

If you are smiling, send me your smile

If you are crying, send me your tears

I love you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He replied:

I'm in the toilet. What do I send? 

Awas!!!Gambar-gambar lawak sahaja

Selamat pagi...

Jom lepak-lepak dulu sambil tengok gambar-gambar lawak.....

Boleh gak release tension pagi-pagi ni....

ayam dah jadi telur....

klik utk nampak lebih besar....

 

tido kat sini pun jadi la....

bean croft....bean raider

lobster yg comell...

mari belajar math

haha, yg ni memang tak blh blah.....

 

 

hokdok bakar..sedak nih...

kapak kereta???

astro pasang kat kete....

Marriage Humour

Wife:         'What are you doing?'  
Husband:     Nothing.
Wife:         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband:     'I was looking for the expiry date.'  
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Wife :       'Do you want dinner?'  
Husband:      'Sure! What are my choices?'  
Wife:         'Yes or no.' 

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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'  
Wife:  'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'  
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Son:      'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'  
Mom:   'Well, you have done the right thing.'  
Son:      'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'   

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'  
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'

Fesyen terkini

Korang penah tengok tak fesyen nih??

Skirt + telekung......

Aku dapat gambar ni dari emel forward.....

Aku pun taktau la nak kategorikan baju ni dlm kategori mana....

Kat atas skirt, bawah kain telekung....:D

Mungkin ni fesyen terbaru di pasaran kot....

Kalau sape2 nak tiru, silakan la....

Aku kalau org bagi free pun x sampai hati kot nak pakai....huhu.....