Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife: 'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Son: 'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'
7 org syg adam:
hehehehheh...mmg lawak..suami yg sengal
huuuu kelakarrr. haha. tp setiap gurauan tu nmpk mcm isteri dh x dhrgai lps kawen kan.
kelaka kelaka kelaka!! hahahaha suka aa!!!
Hi jiran! jalan jalan sini!!
haha lawak..minta nak share...boleh?
cik tom: sengal kan??
haa fakihah: a'ah..macam si suami tu nak pasang lain je kan...
huszaini: hi jiran..masoklah..pintu x kunci..
canarygalapagos: alamak,susahnya nak eja..hehe..sila2..amik la...
mama adam.
en3 ni sangat klaka!!!
bwhahahaha..
suke330000xx!
btw, adam sgt2 ikot muke mama die. hehe
nida: hehe..lawak kan??
eh, ye ke?thanx...ramai yg cakap adam mcm muka abah dia tau..huhu..
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